toddler
My last post was about my starting troubles with motherhood. Now that I have that engine revved up, I am having a whole lot of fun with my 3-year old. That girl can make me laugh! Most days she’s a little Miranda Priestly, but if you catch her at a good time, she can be really goofy. I love to tweet about her! Here are some really funny ones.
3 this morning -” mommy I feel kinda sad”.
5 seconds later-” mommy, what is sad?” #toddlers #motherhood #parentinghumor— Mixed Bag (@m_ixedbag) July 11, 2016
3 is wearing her potty seat on her head & pretending to be a “Potty Princess”. Never a boring moment in a #mom‘s life. #toddlers #parenting
— Mixed Bag (@m_ixedbag) July 6, 2016
Whoever gave my #toddler that jigsaw puzzle for her birthday had better come and clean my house. #parenting #motherhood
— Mixed Bag (@m_ixedbag) June 15, 2016
One of the greatest mysteries of the world is how my #toddler has to go potty exactly when I step into the shower. #motherhood #parenting
— Mixed Bag (@m_ixedbag) June 14, 2016
3yo just fed her doll some frog’s milk. She might be getting her letter from #Hogwarts soon! #toddlers #parenting #HarryPotter
— Mixed Bag (@m_ixedbag) June 8, 2016
#dailyoddcompliment from my #toddler ” Mommy, I drew a heart on my potty for you,because I love you 😍 #motherhood #parenting
— Mixed Bag (@m_ixedbag) June 2, 2016
I got out of the shower today to see 2.5 brushing the toilet with my toothbrush. With MY Toothbrush!! #parenting #toddler #motherhood
— Mixed Bag (@m_ixedbag) May 24, 2016
Me to 2.5- Drink water, it’s a hot day.
2.5- but this morning while brushing,daddy told me not to waste water! #toddlerlife #motherhood— Mixed Bag (@m_ixedbag) May 18, 2016
2.5 has decided she is going to reply to everything with “watermelon”. Don’t know whether to laugh or cry. #toddlers #parenting #motherhood
— Mixed Bag (@m_ixedbag) May 15, 2016
2.5 to husband- “Daddy, when you grow up, you can be a girl too! Then we can share our toys” #kidssaythedarnedestthings#toddlers
— Mixed Bag (@m_ixedbag) March 20, 2016
Kids say the darnedest things, don’t they? What’s the funniest thing you’ve heard from a child? Do comment!
Aww that is so cute. Toddler troubles are worth it after all. 🙂
Totally. Thanks, Dashy!
This is such a sweet post. Children with their imagination and uninhibited spirit make lives Chirpy and cheery. God Bless her!!
Thank you, Ira!
Hahaha…too funny Hema! Too cute! The last one…was the best, sharing toys with Daddy-gal! ROFL!
Haha! That’s her latest theory. That everyone grows up and becomes girls. She’s my little feminist 🙂
True that, Kids never let us go bored 🙂
Indeed! Thanks, Upasna 🙂
Kids are kids .Time for us to enjoy humor .Again this recalls me of you at 2.5 telling me to get down from the train .when the train was moving taking me Bangalore on my transfer!!!!!!!
A good post .
hehe, yes Appa. Your granddaughter is really funny!
Loved ur tweets 🙂 n the best was jigsaw puzzle one.
If a piece of it is missing then toy section becomes a treasure hunt for missing piece..uff :))
Thanks! Jigsaw puzzles, especially the ones with small pieces are just the worst!
Totally with you on the jigsaw puzzle! Especially the ones with the teeny tiny pieces. Why on earth with you do that to someone? :O
Right? The toddler puzzles with the big pieces are so much better!