The World’s Smelliest Festival!

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Finally finally, in all my years in the U.S., I went to a state fair this weekend! One dedicated to my favorite vampire repellent. Garlic! An amazing food festival where garlic is the star!
Notice I said smelliest, not the stinkiest. And trust me, the smell is super-appetizing. So you ready? I hope you brought your breath mints along!

We’re headed to Gilroy, California, where every year, a three day garlic extravaganza is held. Gilroy is about an hour’s drive from our place. You don’t need directions, you can smell this place long before you reach. I’m kidding, you will need gps 🙂 There’s something for everyone, lots of yummy food, live bands, kids play areas (that’s where we were most of the time) and arts and crafts.

The mascot standing tall
The main attractions for me were the food (of course) and the ‘Gourmet Alley’. It’s a huge stage where professional chefs compete in garlic cook-offs. What a pleasure it is to see these masters in action! 

So we started with garlic bread, garlic fries, garlic stuffed mushrooms, spaghetti with garlicky pesto and garlic kettle corn. I’m vegetarian but my friends who are not, enjoyed the fried calamari and garlic shrimp. There were chefs throwing huge hunks of meat rubbed with garlic and spices onto the barbeque. I didn’t take any photos of the food because om nom nom nom, too busy eating. There was cold garlic beer to wash down all that food. Garlic honey (didn’t try that), pistachio butter (yum!) and gourmet olive oils.
The longest line was for the….wait for it…… free garlic ice cream!. It tastes like regular vanilla ice cream and when you least expect it, Bam! the garlic hits you. I liked it but I prefer my regular non-garlicky ice cream 🙂 I’m a purist when it comes to ice cream.
Garlic braids
We spent a lot of time in the children’s section with my toddler. M had all her favorite things – sand pits and joy rides.
One of the vendors in the children’s section
It was a lot of fun although it was a very very hot day. “You could fry an egg on the street’ kind of hot. If you do plan to visit next year, dress very very casually in your most breathable clothes. Garlic and hot days do not a pleasure make! Wear comfortable shoes. This is not the place for your Jimmy Choo and Manolos, although I did see a few poor ladies suffering on their 4-inch heels. You will have to walk a lot! A wide brimmed hat and copious amounts of sunscreen and you’re set.
As for me, don’t even mention garlic. I’ve had enough for a year! Not really, I’m going to make my Leek and Fennel Pasta with lots of organic garlic I got for free at the festival. Did I tell you how much I like garlic? So long, Dracula 🙂

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